Posts filed under ‘Humor’

Guide to Understanding an Introvert

A great illustrated guide

 

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July 28, 2013 at 10:43 am

The Reason That Women Love Obama

… is because he is such a great listener.

June 12, 2013 at 10:49 am

My Uncle’s Weight Problem

Most of us have struggled with our weight at one time or another.  The diet industry is big business in the US and most of the world stereotypes Americans as fat.

I love my uncle.

In 2000, he was about 50 lbs overweight but he carried it well.  It caused a few aches and pains, but no serious health issues.

Unfortunately, he continued to pack on the pounds…

In 2013, he’s almost 160 lbs overweight and there’s a lot of things he just can’t do any longer.

And it looks like he’s going to continue to add at least another 10 lbs every year.

He insists that he doesn’t eat too much – that he just needs a little exercise.

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My Uncle Sam:

Fat Uncle sam

Cartoon via http://www.adamzyglis.com/images/cartoon25.jpg

10 lbs = $1,000,000,000,000.00 or about $3,300 per person living in the US.

 

January 9, 2013 at 10:07 pm

I Might Be A Gun Nut

I took my wife to see Skyfall last night (Minor Spoiler).

During a scene where Bond and his companions assess their stock of weapons just before being attacked by the bad guys, we see one rifle, one shotgun, one pistol and one hunting knife.

My wife (who doesn’t like guns) leans over and whispers into my ear:

“They should have come to our house.”

November 10, 2012 at 9:13 am

Si vis pacem, para bellum

“If you wish for peace, prepare for war”

I almost missed it, but Happy Parabellum Day ! ! !

9 x 19

 

Hey, I figure that if March 14th can be Pi Day, then September 19th must celebrate the 9mm Parabellum.  Just don’t shoot them up into the air to celebrate.

September 19, 2012 at 10:40 pm

Federal Government Announces New C.A.L.E. Standards

The Federal Government announced today that the new Citizen Average Life Expectancy (C.A.L.E.) standards will require that the U.S. Healthcare Industry (doctors, hospitals and pharmaceutical companies) will increase the average life expectancy of U.S. citizens to 150 years of age by the year 2025 or suffer severe financial penalties.

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Hey, if it works for cars – why not?

August 29, 2012 at 7:27 pm

Told ya so

via motifake.com

August 18, 2012 at 12:15 am 1 comment

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