Federal Government Announces New C.A.L.E. Standards

August 29, 2012 at 7:27 pm

The Federal Government announced today that the new Citizen Average Life Expectancy (C.A.L.E.) standards will require that the U.S. Healthcare Industry (doctors, hospitals and pharmaceutical companies) will increase the average life expectancy of U.S. citizens to 150 years of age by the year 2025 or suffer severe financial penalties.

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Hey, if it works for cars – why not?

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